Why do effin' birds suddenly appear? To cuss you out, up, and down. Who knew birdsong was so swear-y? Each winsomely colored illustration doubles its vintage charm with hilariously foul-tempered profanity. Gasp, laugh, and be inspired by feathered friends dropping vulgar truth bombs. Features include: 7" x 9" (14" x 9" open) Perfect bound Sturdy softcover Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink Ribbon page marker 12-month planner: January–December 2025 Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders Weekly spreads include color artwork and plenty of room to write Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more Year-at-a-glance pages for 2024, 2025, and 2026 Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Every weekly spread features beautifully colored vintage bird illustrations and hilariously profane captions